April Fool! सुबह मेरी शादी है 

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on first of April.
Surprised

Stupid, first April is April fool,
and you are the first person whom I fooled.

U are a BITCH

don’t panic bitch means,

beautifull
intelligent
talent
cute
hilarious
ARE U SMILE NOW ?
?
?
?
?
So u r a realy *BITCH*

I’ve tried your cell phone NO but the network was somehow busy. Anyway i just want to tell you I am outside waiting for you.

I Miss you a Lot Dear….
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”
Its April Fools Day today ! =